D. D. L 's Dart Excuse Page
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| Its too dark in here. |
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Had too much caffeine. |
| My partner had to use my darts. |
Had to use my partner's darts. |
| The bar is too crowded. |
My flights won't stay on. |
| Can't stay awake |
It's too cold in here. |
| My partner didn't show up. |
The band is too loud. |
| I slipped on a puddle of beer. |
The board is too close. |
| The floor/carpet is too sticky |
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The ceiling fan blew my dart. |
| The TV is too loud. |
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Bad day at work. |
| Can't find my mark. |
My shafts are loose. |
| My arm is sore. |
Had the wrong shoes on. |
| I don't do well under pressure. |
Someone bumped me. |
| My clothes are too tight. |
The board moved. |
| I haven't drank enough. |
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Too much to drink. |
| I was just having fun. |
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The marker moved all the time. |
| I'm watching the game on TV. |
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The light was in my eyes. |
| This game didn't matter. |
I wasn't used to that kind of board. |
| I didn't get enough practice. |
I've never beat them before |
| New darts....New
Flights.. |
My partner made excuses all night. |
| The bar maids are too cute. |
Barmaids are too grouchy. |
| My dart kept bouncing out. |
The line is wrong |
